duplication:

studies show its always my fault

33 minutes ago with 200,599 notes

natgalactic:

coquette-nymphet:

The 90’s.

the absolute shit

34 minutes ago with 86,572 notes

If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.

35 minutes ago with 42,931 notes
Things I am currently craving

- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- milkshake
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face

35 minutes ago with 96,114 notes
losta9view:

thistleburr:

Ditty, our ship cat, looking magnificent and nautical.

"Now…bring me that horizon."
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ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

39 minutes ago with 451,951 notes
vogue-pussssy:

Don’t be that guy. 39 minutes ago with 63,872 notes

the-shield-and-hammer:

dorothy-cotton:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

“Saved by veterinarians SuperGatito

This kitten was born with deformed rib cage, which directly affected the position of his heart and triggered a series of breathing problems. In this situation, veterinarians put a splint on his chest and blindfolded him, it was then realized that the dressing resembled a superhero costume, hence the name Supergatito. 

Supergatito more like Iron Cat

image

we can rebuild him

we have the technology

Were it not for that Iron Cat picture I would be crying

39 minutes ago with 204,291 notes

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

40 minutes ago with 303,351 notes

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

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glowist:

oh man 47 minutes ago with 65,839 notes
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