studies show its always my fault

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The 90’s.

the absolute shit

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If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.

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Things I am currently craving

- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- milkshake
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face

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Ditty, our ship cat, looking magnificent and nautical.

"Now…bring me that horizon."
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do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

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“Saved by veterinarians SuperGatito

This kitten was born with deformed rib cage, which directly affected the position of his heart and triggered a series of breathing problems. In this situation, veterinarians put a splint on his chest and blindfolded him, it was then realized that the dressing resembled a superhero costume, hence the name Supergatito. 

Supergatito more like Iron Cat


we can rebuild him

we have the technology

Were it not for that Iron Cat picture I would be crying

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Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

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Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

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